keepin it zen by
Luiza
1. Do your observational humour almost deadpan with only the slightest smirk. Zen monks do that all the time.
2. Never ask follow up questions. Just speculate about what people might have meant in their patently evasive original answers. This is also quite zen.
3. Draw our sidearm on every single person who does something unexpected. That’s very zen and kind of tough at the same time.
4. Be obsessed about some vast conspiracy but spend precious little time and energy trying to solve it. There is only one thing more zen than this.
5. Act like you don’t care about possessions and stuff but have an immaculate and massive house. That’s old-school zen.
Lesson for the day - the aim of television to make real life seem sensible and coherent by comparison.