A few weeks ago we attended an appointment for a
CVS test, something required if we wish to ascertain what the chromosome arrangement is like for the baby placed in my uterus by my husband. Due to my retroverted uterus and the positioning of my other somewhat vital organs, like a bladder and a bowel, the test did not go ahead. The doctor, skilled as he is, did not even attempt to stick a needle in me, because he could see no way of reaching the required spot of placenta without driving said needle through my bowel first. Fair cop.
I wrote of my
disappointment of not achieving the test that day here.
Cue three weeks later to yesterday morning, and the skilled doctor used all of his aforementioned skills to attempt and achieve a small sample of Chorionic-Villus, which was sent away for testing. We may have results tomorrow, or it may take up to three weeks. If you have ever struggled with patience, then perhaps pregnancy isn't for you. In fact, it would probably be safe to say that maybe child-rearing isn't for you, either. But I digress.
The test itself was extremely uncomfortable. If you are squeamish, or just don't want to know about the experience, stop reading now.
Have you stopped?
Now is the time to stop reading.
And now it is too late.
There are several needles, the first few are for local anesthetic, which for me was injected in three or four spots centering around where the doctor wanted to insert the sampling needle. This was all around my lower abdomen. These needles sting quite a bit, and when he put the last one in, telling me I would feel a scratch, I told him he was fibbing. It just plain hurt.
Then came the sampling needle. I never got to see it, what with my head resting on the bench slightly lower than the rest of my body so that my internal organs fell a bit more out of the way of the needles destination, but boy-o, did I feel it. I felt something go in, and as it got further into my body, I felt a lot more. My word, what a large amount of discomfort and general dull pain it was causing me. Despite this, I did not dare move a muscle. It's amazing how still you can lie with the life of your unborn baby resting in the hands of you and your new best doctor friend.
Because yes, there are significant risks with this procedure. Risks of spontaneous abortion. There are all sorts of statistics all over the web on how risky, but I tell you, I'm sick to death of statistics. Statistics might suggest that flipping one hundred tails in a row is nigh on impossible, but that's not to say it wont happen. Plus the statistics of getting pregnant, staying pregnant, and other associated statistical things have so far not applied to me and LB and our baby making escapades. There are statistics which suggest getting pregnant might take a while, what with it being my first attempt at pregnancy, and the statistics associated with the fertility of a balanced translocation type person such as myself. Yet these statistics did not apply to us. We got pregnant instantly, in a 'just add water' two minute noodle type scenario (well, it lasted longer than two minutes, but you get my drift, yeah?).
Further statistics would have me believing that baby would fall out before twelve weeks, again with this being my first pregnancy and my balanced translocation status.
Except, IT'S STILL IN THERE.
And statistically, there should have been morning sickness, except there wasn't. There was some mild nausea in the evenings, so I just went to bed whenever I felt bad.
Statistics are weird and unreliable.
Except I am still aware of the last statistic looming over us, and the countdown to find out if we can dodge that one has begun.
Some nasty looking little bruises came up last night to remind me of what we got up to earlier in the day, but so far that's the only side-effect of the test. Baby has not (yet) fallen out because of the test, and for that I am so very grateful. For while I know that a termination is our decision if the baby has Down syndrome (GOD STRIKE ME DOWN), having baby die because of such a test would break my heart. Oh, by golly yessy. It would shatter into a million pieces.
What we saw of baby yesterday was again just simply amazing and wonderful. Baby was 'sitting down', a sure sign of its genetic relationship with its parents. It has the requiset number of legs and arms, and it only has one head (huzzah!). It has a nose and I could sort of see a mouth, amongst other things that I will not mention here because my husband DOES NOT WANT TO KNOW THE SEX. I'm not fussed (about knowing or what it is) either way, and what I think I saw was accidental. I was just soaking up the image of our baby in front of us, and that my eyes were drawn in that direction when it flashed its legs open is hardly my fault.